I headed to Starbucks on 26th and Wilshire Blvd for my afternoon fix.
After I endure some lady from the marina bumping into my $2000 handbag about 20 times while shamelessly flirting with some older man I finally get my coveted cup of hot coffee.
Of course on the way to my car I have a smile on my face and I am greeted by my two wonderful chihuahuas when I open the door.
After I get all my things situated and remind my already hyper chihuahuas they do not need coffee I look in my review mirror and I am blocked in!
Seriously by these to crazy people fighting over my spot!
I decide to site quietly for about 3 min. Enjoying my coffee and good song on my ipod and the company of my chichis.
I look in the mirror and these assholes are still there. Arguing about who gets my spot.
I can not longer keep to myself because they are not wasting their own time, they have now wasted my time.
I get out and remind the idiots that if I am not allowed to back out there will not be a spot for anyone to park in.
Of course with no response, so I get nasty.
I put my car in reverse and start honking my horn while slowly inching backwards.
The lady in the porsche gets really pissed now but I keep on inching my way towards her $120,000 car.
After about 5 minutes of me laying on my horn and about 2 inches from her new car I am finally able to pull out.
The punch line to the story is that some one else stole the spot while these two were still arguing!
Is there really nothing better to do with your day people?
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