::Dear Fellow Santa Monicans,::

I propose that we demolish the round-about located at 26th and Washington.
It seems that a majority of you have no idea how to use it.
Contrary to what most of you believe this is not a race to see who can enter and then exit the round-about the quickest.
At any rate I have devised a plan, I shall circle the round about until one of the Sam Mo mom’s not paying attention hits me with her over sized luxury SUV.
I of course will be in the right since no body seems to pay attention when using the round-about.
I am positive this will work since I seem to avoid accidents every time I drive through this round-about.

Until I put my plan into action I have come up with very simple instructions;
How to drive through a round about.
It is simple really, yield to the car already in the round about.
One can identify this car because it will be driving in a circle motion, hence the name, “round-about”.
At this point in time you should break not accelerate in attempt to cut the car off. It will not work.
Once the round-about is clear proceed to drive and not pay attention.
Class dismissed.

PS. If you are still too stupid to use a round about correctly, try driving down 25th.

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